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/* Locally bundled trash GIFs, real Monero artwork and a tiny desktop radio. */
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/* Keep glitter pixels square instead of stretching a tiny GIF across the hero. */
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/* Tiny walking dogs form a stationary animated divider, never a marquee. */
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